One day, my best friend and partner Adolf Hitler and I were talking.
He said, "I think it's really bad news that they killed all those Jews."
Then I said, "But, Hitler, you did that."
"I did?"
"Yes. Now I'll be back. I need a drink from the GLUCKENSCHMICHTLELSHTENTLIEBEN (soda) machine." So I left and I heard a loud gunshot.
Gunsche walked in and said, "Der Fuhrer ist tot." ("The Fuhrer is dead" if you're a dumbass)
And everyone be like, "NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!" ("NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" dumbass)
But I be like, "Ok."